The Internist For My Hips!

If someone ask me what am I doing these days? The answer is :

“I’m taking a good care of my hips.”

So 2 weeks have been flies, and my hips getting worse day to day…  The climax of this pain is last night. When I find my self can’t even get up from my chair, I’m hardly get up from my bed, I’m hardly walking down the stairs in my home,  my hips just ache so bad, it’s like my hipbone is off of its hinges, I can’t describe how painful it is, but I don’t want to feel that kind of pain anymore.But everything is okay while I’m lie down.

My body remembered the pain, so it’s automatically it’s avoid some movement, such as picking something dropped, doing Japanese gesture (90 degree’s bow),  half-up, I can’t even sitting with my leg crossed!! It’s aches like hell!  But through this, I know that there are many things I can’t do if my hip’s hurts. So guys and gals, take care of your HIPS! It’s really an important part of body!

Today, early 8 AM in the morning, I go to hospital to get some treatment. I want to know what happen with my hips for the last 2 week (since the bike to work). Just for your information, if you got your hips hurting, then you go to the doctor of internal medicine (also known as Internist), since it’s somekind related to Rheumatology which is deal with joint and muscles.

The Funny Internist

The doctor (Internist) who handle me is an old guy (so old, he probably already has a grandson). The first question he asked me is “How long it’s been being that painful”, it’s 2 week and told him that I’m doing biking and asked if that’s the reason for this pain, he laughed at me and said that he biking 23 kilometers per day (even with that age) and fine, but that’s probably the reason if you’re rarely exercise, he asked me if I’ve been lifting a heavy things that beyond my hips, and that high heels can also the cause if you wear it too much.  So, gals, high heel is not good for health! (But what should I do? It’s good for fashion, I love high heels Dx).

He asked me to lie down, and told me to get up, for God sake, I cannot do that… I can only lift my body 35-45 degree with the help of my both hands, the nurse trying to help me get up, but that’s the limit, 90 degree will be ache so bad. The doc asking the nurse to rontgen, but then he changed his mind. He gave me some meds for the next 5 days, and see if it’s reduce the pain, but if it’s not, the Next Monday morning 9 AM, I must go to rontgen my hips. What kind of meds is it? He said that it’s meds to loosen up muscles, probably my muscles just get some tension. Hope so, so that I don’t need to do any rontgen, it’s creep me out! >_<

He writes some meds on paper, and ask me:

Doc : So, Your boyfriend bring you here?
Me : Nope, I have no boyfriend.

He surprised (like what the others always do and said)

Doc : HOW COME?!
Me : I don’t know, There are many eyes on me whenever I’m walking, but none of them dare to take a step and introduce themselves.
Doc : When your eyes bumped with their eyes on you, Smile like this *he smiles so cutely*, don’t grin like this *he grins creepily*, smileeee like this~!! I’m sure they would feel welcome and approach you.
Me : Ok doc, I’ll try it next time -LOL 😀

Then he mention something about “Threetion” (3-tion) :
1. Collection, to have (at least) 4 lover, could be boyfriend or girlfriend.
2. Selection, to select (at least) one of them is someone you’re going to marry.
3. Reception, I think this one means “Wedding reception”, to marry the one you select, LOL.

Doc : I told you this, never date a guy who’s good with talks. A guy who good with talks are jerk.
Me : Hey doc, you’re someone who good with talk.
Doc : Yes I am, I’m a jerk when I was young (LOL)

Me : Ah, btw Doc, How did you date 4 girl at the same time?
Doc : It’s easy. There’s a trick for this, “how to get a girlfriend easily”. If you have a friend -not a close friend- who’s about to breakup with their girlfriend. All you have to do is “Be there for her every time”. The moment she break-up, she was on confuse state, sad and fragile, confuse for “don’t know who to talk to”, it’s an embarrassing to share it to her friends bout what happened, and it’s not something for her to tell her families, so “you” will be the ear to listen to her, and it’s a good thing for her having someone on her side if she bumped with her ex somewhere. She will have no one beside her when a new movie out, so you can ask her out to watch the new movie. She will have no one for her to go eat when a new restaurant opened, so you can have a dinner with her. All you have to do is fill the blank. You will make her depend on you slowly, and slowly you will get her.

Me: But Doc, that’s not love, you just the one who fill the blank.

Doc: It’s true, but I have nothing to lose, it’s okay even just become someone who fill the blank. I have 4 girlfriends, I just have to keep the right one till the end. 😉

(I think he’s a true player when he was young LOL)

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